Simmo's Sunnies
Unique. Style. Diverse. Vigor. Menace.
-Perfection-
Have an insight into my mind. Into my vision. Into my way of life.
Spots on a Saturday & Shells on a Sunday
The Book of Sir Carl 8:14
Swift like a cheetah, solid like a turtle, these hybrid pattern sunnies emit style and modernity wherever they go.
Consumed and worn by the masses, ready for any civilised event, it is easy to oversee Le beauté cachée in their design.
Our wings are flawed. Yet we still shine like Angels
Batrique the messiah
Once the ideal pair of casual sunnies, now with only a single lens they have ascended, risen from a state of
mediocrity
into the realm of
the idiosyncratic.
What you're looking at is not a man, but a legend in the making. He will become a true Boss.
Arch - Simmo's right hand man
The original. Walk in with these bad boys on and the whole room goes quiet, all eyes on you.
Slick, Seductive, Conquer.
Fingers pointred at you, you point fingers back with a smile, slick your hair back and go about your day.
They look like swimming goggles, I love it
Bimothy (1982)
Round. Oval. Retro hipster.
These classic Dior's send us back through time, to an age and reality that many wish to forget.
I embrace it.
毒 agathokakological (adj). composed of both good and evil 毒
Goat
See the world through my lens. Wanting to be different, yet if everyone is different then no one is. If one wears these they are not trying to be different, they are trying to fit in.
I am different. Dare to be different.
The name is Simmo. And my God are you lucky to have me.
Simmo
Lenses scratched, baring the scars of all my battles, made specifically for high level, elite combat. There's only one reason to wear these -
to get the job done
Ahhhh, he gets it
R.D. Sampson - Space Philanthropist
If the goofy, party life style isn't for you, then neither are these huge purple sunnies.
Honestly, it's difficult to even call these sunnies, they don't protect you from the sun, there's no lenses in them.
He's the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve
Walter Wally
Abstract, random, unconventional.
Like a mask these sunnies keep your identity hidden making you unrecognisable.
Some see them as a joke, others find them questionable, only those who are cultured with truly refined tastes can appreciate the beauty found in these sunnies.